My name is Thomas Shimamura So, I'm 25 from SF BayArea, California This is me?
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Just a dude standing on his porch, hoodie and cloaked in blackness. All that can be seen, the glow of a smoking mystery, but continue on your journey down the sidewalk and you can smell it’s some of that good-good. Just several moments prior to this blog I was lurkin as the like. Teen girls commonly walk down my street, as I reside on the same block as Gordos. As usual these two happen to be rather loud in the story one was divulging.
“So like, Lucas is totally wasted, and like I guess he said SOMETHING that pissed these guys off…”
They are always the same. But it’s that Sunday before presidents day, which is really like a Saturday for the kids, so good for them. Now they are close enough to see me, or at least get a whiff of my blueburry kush. I feel it appropriate to remove the hood revealing im not that creepy dude in da hoodie.
“…And this guy like totally picks up an ashtray and throws it. It totally hits Lucas like right in the face or cheek or something…”
A glance towards me from the speak, then from the listener. Cute but young, trying to be old, you know the average high schooler anxiously reppin anything after ‘13.
“Lucas totally winds the fuck up like all the the back.” She has to act it out now.
“And BOOoom! Socks dude like right in the face. So funny like right in the face you know. Oh my gawd I laughed soooo hard.” Trying so hard to be grown, but who didn’t?
This happens all the time when I puffs on my porch, but the one girl said nothing. She just listened like it was, I don’t know, some of the coolest shit since toilet paper.
I don’t kids these days need some guidance, but I guess every generation needs guidance… I mean to say the times now are getting drastically more control and ignorant. Education is not what it was 20 years ago, and 20 years ago it was nothing like 60 years ago.
So fucking Learn, if it’s not at school, go to the library, that bigass place with all them smellyass books and find some cool shit you like and learn the fuck outta it.
‘They’ don’t want you to learn, THAT’S WHY SCHOOL IS BORING. You are smarter than that, go get it, or die punk.